HOPIUM
Are you feeling breathless as the crypto charts dive deeper into the red?
This limited batch of anti-panic portable oxygen in a can offers a breath of fresh optimism when your portfolio dips. Just one spray and you'll feel rejuvenated, ready to hodl on!
- Over 200 1-second breaths
- Natural flavor
- Built in mouthpiece
Orders start shipping in Q4, so reserve yours today and breathe easy all season long!